the new stupid spoiled whorez doll

Two girls sitting behind me on a bus:

They are talking in those loud piercing voices whose extreme stupidity can penetrate even my shield of extreme apathy. They say two things of particular significance which made me laugh out loud, although in a stifled manner so I wouldn't have to actually face them. The first was that Augie March was formed from the old members of Crowded House. Their evidence in this case appeared to be that Augie March had a song called One Crowded Hour, which kind of sounds like Crowded House. Vaguely.

The other piece of shocking ignorance was that Paul Hogan and Hulk Hogan were the same person. They didn't say this literally, like they did Augie March, but they were referring to Paul Hogan from Hogan Knows Best. I'll remind those who don't know, Paul Hogan played Crocodile Dundee, and Hulk Hogan is a WWE wrestler.