things that make no sense, volume two

I just learned that the release date for the next Harry Potter movie in Australia is September 6th. I'm not an avid fan of the Harry Potter movies, but one of the things about the internet is that you often end up on pages you care very little about, and read them anyway.

The point of all this is that Australia is, as usual, one of the last countries to get a film. In fact, it is the last country, and by a long way. The US release date is July 13th. That's three months before we get it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: staggering release dates makes no sense. Especially not by three months.

things that make no sense, volume one

What interests me about those pot noodle things is, they assume that you're in a place with hot running water and a microwave, but no forks.